Miss Mary (illadi) wrote in the_charmers,
Miss Mary

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5 Jews

These are the 5 Jews whom have changed the way we view the world today:

Moses said: "The Law is EVERYTHING..."
Jesus said: "Love is EVERYTHING..."
Marx said: "The Capital is EVERYTHING..."
Freud said: "Sex is EVERYTHING..."

Then along came Einstein and blew those theories to shit when he said, "EVERYTHING is relative"

***Notice: Mari <3's Jews and this joke is by no means anti-semitic (I don't want people pulling an anti-Gibson protest on my sorry ass).
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